Good Samaritan law just signed in North Carolina means people won’t get into trouble for calling 911 to report a drug overdose
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
Basically. Ellen has participated in fat phobic crap before. She is probably only speaking out because of how small their size range is, not that they specifically called out fat women.
Yeah… sorry Ellen is no size hero. Reasons:
1. Even if she *was* fat-positive, she would be a thin *ALLY*, and her voice shouldn’t be heard louder than actual fat people.
2. See fat-shaming joke above.
3. In her monologue she body-shamed very-thin people.
4. Just… no.
Okay Twitter and Tumblr: I need your help.
This is a list of things I need to do to improve my life. I am going to stay up late tonight and do them. They need to happen in this order, but they also need to happen quickly, because I need to be doing the job hunt thing (which is at the bottom) and research stuff ASAP. I am recruiting you to keep me on task. Remind me throughout the evening/night (EST) that I am trying to improve my life and ask me how I’m doing. Contact me through @mentions and DMs at my private twitter @melspeakshere. Tonight’s a good time, because my roommates are out.
You can check back here throughout the night. I will put things I have completed in bold.
- Clean Room (I will have my own list breaking down this rather large task)
- Clean out refrigerator
- Litter box
- Sweep and mop entire house
- Sweep front porch and sidewalk.
- Clean out car.
- Job applications
Other summer tasks:
- Yard work in back yard. Make it a fun place to be.
- Clean out emails: unsubscribe to EVERYTHING
- Work on external harddrive.
there are so many things I need to/want to do and my brain is shuffled and so I sit on my floorbed all day and only do things that are scheduled for me like work and class and friendtime
♫ Because when the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I’ll be here forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
Took an oath, I’ma stick it out to the end
Now that it’s raining more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella ella ella ey ey ey
Under my umbrella ella ella ey ey ey ♫
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.